It's the middle of the night. You're startled awake by the blaring of a fire alarm and of sirens blasting from the street below. The air is murky with smoke. You jump from bed and stand groggy and shaking in your underwear. To your left, the window beyond which is the fire escape. To your right, the shelf units where your CD collection is stored. You hear muffled screams and breaking glass in the distance. The ceiling above you emits a low contorted groan. What do you do?1
The list below is presented neither alphabetically nor chronologically, but rather, as Rob Gordon's character says in High Fidelity, autobiographically.
1For this reason, you can justify the purchase of an iPod as a potentially life-saving investment.